My face is channeling Demi Lovato. I didn’t give it permission to do that.
There’s a big difference between this:
|Exhibit A: Victoria Justice|
|Exhibit B: Demi Lovato|
I was aiming for looking like option A, today.
Instead, I feel like I’m channeling option B.
And THAT (minus the Star Trek hair), is not quite how I’d wanted the face to end up looking today.
I think it’s mostly the eyebrows. I totally ended up with RoboBrows today.
Not that Demi isn’t a lovely girl — she is. But, um, spider lashes and glass-cutting eyebrows aren’t quite “sunny Friday at the office”-congruent.
But — we can’t all be Victoria Justice.
So, my eyebrows and I will power through the day with an inadvertently smug expression that has nothing to do with my attitude and everything to do with that damn waterproof pencil……